KELI OH KELI: TAMAN PERMAINAN IKAN KELI

TAMAN PERMAINAN IKAN KELI

TU DIA...CERITA MERAPU DI TAMAN PERMAINAN

Seorang lelaki sakit mental pernah menganggap dirinya adalah "popcorn" dan terlalu takut dengan ayam. Jika ternampak haiwan itu, dia akan lari lintang pukang kerana menyangka ayam akan memakannya. Akhirnya, lelaki itu dimasukkan ke rumah sakit jiwa. Setelah beberapa tahun, lelaki itu telah disahkan sihat dan lelaki itu menjalani kehidupan seperti orang biasa.

Sehinggalah pada satu hari doktor yang pernah merawatnya terjumpa pesakit lelaki itu di sebuah taman permainan.

Doktor : Laaa..hang ka?apa habaq? lani hang taw dah ka hang sapa?

Lelaki : Baik doktor...tau aih...ceq sapa dah.

Doktor : Kalau lagu tu hang sapa...??

Lelaki : Ishhh...doktor ni....simple question...ceq orang la....manusia!

Doktor : Tu ka? bukan hang popcorn ka?

Lelaki : Dak aihhh...

Doktor : Niii..hang takut lagi ka dengan ayam?

Lelaki : ekeleh...

Doktor : Hmm..baguih2..hang ni kira dah sihat betoi2 dah ni..

Lelaki : Sat doktor...ceq nak tanya sikit ni....

Doktor : Tanya mai...

Lelaki : Err....doktor rasa...ayam tau dak saya dah tukaq jadi orang ni?

Doktor : Huk...huk..huk...dak2....

49 comments:

yott said...: haha..nmpk gayanye lama lagi doktor tu kena rawat dia..hehe; January 17, 2011 at 3:26 PM
KELI OH KELI said...: yott...nk wat camna...luka lama berdarah kembali..; January 17, 2011 at 3:33 PM
Nurul said...: ksian doktor tuu..heheh~; January 17, 2011 at 4:08 PM
KELI OH KELI said...: idati malek...

nk wat camna...hehe...; January 17, 2011 at 4:11 PM
Rina Azam said...: haahahahha... lawak3...:) la ni ramai org yg kena penyakit personaliti mcm ni..heheheh~; January 17, 2011 at 4:11 PM
KELI OH KELI said...: ya rina...tapi nie kes split identity terlampau dah....hahaha...; January 17, 2011 at 4:17 PM
aDfeez said...: hahaha... still lg ada shot skit :P; January 17, 2011 at 5:27 PM
KELI OH KELI said...: ADfeez...sikit ja x banyak...hehehe :P; January 17, 2011 at 5:35 PM
aZIEra itu aKu.... said...: haha...penyakit gila yg x hilang2....; January 17, 2011 at 10:02 PM
KELI OH KELI said...: aZIEra...

kadang2 mai balik kalau ada litar pintas..; January 17, 2011 at 10:08 PM
Ahmad Hamzah said...: hahaha kalau cmtu kompem kne msuk balik haha; January 17, 2011 at 10:09 PM
ibu hidayahamin said...: hahahaha....; January 17, 2011 at 10:11 PM
KELI OH KELI said...: Jank...

ish3...kesian kat dia nooo...salahkah jadi popcorn??; January 17, 2011 at 10:37 PM
KELI OH KELI said...: ibu hidayahamin...tq sbb sudi singgah sini ya.. :); January 17, 2011 at 10:38 PM
Solihin Zubir said...: ahahahha... mmg dah x bleh nak ubat dah penyakit gila tu.. hehe..; January 17, 2011 at 10:48 PM
KELI OH KELI said...: Solihin...hahaha..harap2 sihat la di satu hari hendaknya...; January 17, 2011 at 10:51 PM
zul permatang badak said...: .....eee eee ikan keli ni macam2 ada..Tunggu laptop ikan keli....; January 17, 2011 at 11:14 PM
KELI OH KELI said...: zul permatang badak....wah..gud idea!!!; January 17, 2011 at 11:25 PM
akubest501 said...: hahaha...kesian betul....; January 18, 2011 at 12:06 AM
KELI OH KELI said...: akubest501..sudah nasib badan.; January 18, 2011 at 12:25 AM
Tuan Penasihat said...: nampak sangat doktor tu malas nak rawat dia dah. sebab doktor tu mengaku ayam tu taktau dia dah tukaq jadi manusia.; January 18, 2011 at 4:25 AM
KELI OH KELI said...: Tuan Penasihat...mmg tajam mata tuan.. :)..ya adakala kita mengiyakan sahaja untuk mengelak atau mengabaikan sesuatu.; January 18, 2011 at 4:36 AM
miss nina said...: kesimpulannya org tu masih lagi sakit; January 18, 2011 at 11:35 AM
KELI OH KELI said...: miss nina

dia x sakit...dia cuma seorang popcorn..huahua.; January 18, 2011 at 2:07 PM
cikcahya said...: haha. sakit mental rupa yew. btw cntik la taman ikan keli. mcm nk join jew. hehe ;D; January 18, 2011 at 11:32 PM
KELI OH KELI said...: ♥cik cahya♥...sila2...; January 18, 2011 at 11:53 PM
Hang Keli said...: Mau buat sebijik taman mcm nie kt penang mmg menarik..apa lagi?ehe

*curik 2min~ pasai pa ek bila guwa jalan2 blog kat sini cursor jadi gedik2?nak klik payah..hu..; January 19, 2011 at 1:27 AM
KELI OH KELI said...: oh ya ka Hang Keli..adeh..kena virus apa lak blog ni...x pa..nanti saya check tgk...

ooo..ya...wat taman cm nie kat penang?haha..satu hari dah kaya..insyaAllah.; January 19, 2011 at 1:46 AM
XYZ said...: ehehe lme x mai sini mcm2 ado da ye... hr ni br dan nk explore entri encik keli yg lme2 heheeh; January 19, 2011 at 8:35 AM
KELI OH KELI said...: missXYZ...hyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....selamat kembali.
im happy u are back! :); January 19, 2011 at 1:32 PM
Hanis Azla said...: tak baik lagi rupanya yer.. he..he.. menarik juga tmn permainan keli tu kan.. klu hujan boleh buat tempat berteduh sekali..; January 19, 2011 at 2:39 PM
KELI OH KELI said...: Hanis Azla..ya..walau dalam musim hujan masih boleh lagi g taman permainan...boleh makan popcorn dalam tu...; January 19, 2011 at 3:01 PM
Anonymous said...: eh2... betul ke ada taman permainan ikan keli mcm dalam gambar tu? wahhh... jakunnyer fda tgk gambar tu...; January 19, 2011 at 3:06 PM
KELI OH KELI said...: rizwan's sweetheart...

ya ada..dekat negara Jepun..saya pun terkejut juga pada mulanya..kerana x sangka wujud jugak taman permainan mcm tu...; January 19, 2011 at 3:24 PM
muazlumut said...: tak berapa nak sihat....lagi ni; January 19, 2011 at 10:41 PM
KELI OH KELI said...: muaz...laaa ... ya ka? adeh...harap2 esok lusa kesihatan saudara pulih ya..insyaAllah.; January 19, 2011 at 10:45 PM
muazlumut said...: terima kasih...mai kat sini lagi.kisah kat atas ni baguih...untuk di fikirkan; January 19, 2011 at 11:13 PM
KELI OH KELI said...: muaz..sama2..terima kasih juga sbb selalu singgah blog saya sejak dari dulu lagi ya,; January 19, 2011 at 11:23 PM
ozzy said...: salam..

Doktor kena bagi dia makan telur ayam lebih sikit tu hehe..; January 20, 2011 at 6:38 PM
KELI OH KELI said...: ozzy...hahaha...baru dia x buat perangai pelik2 dah...; January 20, 2011 at 6:48 PM
kay-N said...: hmmm..ntah2 ayam tu bertukar jd doc tak????haha..lwk2..; January 20, 2011 at 6:52 PM
KELI OH KELI said...: kay-N

ahaaa...itu yang kita cari!!betol3!!! "p; January 20, 2011 at 6:58 PM
iniialahaku said...: hahahahaha....bleh than gak soklan peskit ni ek; January 21, 2011 at 12:10 AM
KELI OH KELI said...: iniialahaku...

jawapan Dr yang x boleh tahan... :p; January 22, 2011 at 12:12 AM
Unknown said...: hahahaha sgt beshhh !; January 22, 2011 at 2:24 AM
KELI OH KELI said...: Khairul Atikah...

jadi popcorn adakalanya best...cuma kena berhati hati dengan ayam ja la....; January 23, 2011 at 2:24 AM
KELI OH KELI said...: PangkahBulat...

x ganggu pun..=)

terima kasih kerana follow saya...
saya dah follow awak tadi 23 Januari 2011..jam 2.23 pagi.; January 23, 2011 at 2:26 AM
Rina Rahamat said...: hahaha...suker3x sangat citer nih..; February 5, 2011 at 4:40 PM
KELI OH KELI said...: Rina AVAIL a.k.a Cik Betty:

terima kasih sbb suka cerita2 kat sini ya...; February 5, 2011 at 5:20 PM